Mario Pissing Arc

"What the hell are you doing?"-Goamba

 Lore: 

At the beginning of the universe, there was 2 gods. One was named Mayerio, the god of destruction and bad. The other was named Goamba,the god of harmony and peace. Mayerio was a violent man. He would bully Goamba every sunrise and piss on him every sunset. One day, Goamba had enough and told Mayerio to stop. Mayerio responded by taking is walnut dick and pissed on the earth. Goamba, shocked by this betrayal, pleaded with him to end this madness. But Mayerio was a hard man to convince. He kept pissing until Goamba told him he was out of his fucking mind. Mayerio finally stopped to continue his daily beatings of Goamba. However, the damage was already done. Piss covered the entire earth and caused the end of the dinosaurs. For centuries, the earth would remain in piss and no life form would exist. Goamba needed help to end Mayerio's terror. However, that wouldn't happen for many years.

 Legacy: 

The horrors of Mayerio's piss have once been known as fact but now are just considered as rumors. But a religion honoring Mayerio's name, known as Pissoime, exists in a few areas. They honor Mayerio by peeing in cups and pouring it down the toliet, without flushing.

 Trivia: 
 * It was once said that Trav was a member of Pissoime, but he currently denies it.
 * The tale of Mayerio's wrath can be found on this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYqMeT5aPRU